Uncle Sam's
Candied BaconSMALL BATCH · KENTUCKIANA
Candied bacon, made by a guy named Sam.
Candied low and slow until it shatters. Sweet, salty, a little smoky, and gone faster than you planned.
THE BILL OF BACON TOUR
50 states. 5 signatures each. One life-sized Bill of Bacon.
Sam is hauling a life-sized Bill of Bacon across America and collecting five signatures in every state. [How to find him and sign.]
[SIGNED]
/ 250
SIGNATURES
[STATES]
/ 50
STATES SIGNED
Bill of Bacon
We the People, in order to form a more perfect Breakfast, establish Crispiness, and secure the Blessings of Bacon to ourselves and our Posterity…
[Signer]
KENTUCKY
[Signer]
KENTUCKY
[Signer]
INDIANA
[Signer]
INDIANA
[Signer]
TENNESSEE
OHIO
AK
ME
VT
NH
WA
ID
MT
ND
MN
IL
WI
MI
NY
RI
MA
OR
NV
WY
SD
IA
IN
OH
PA
NJ
CT
CA
UT
CO
NE
MO
KY
WV
VA
MD
DE
AZ
NM
KS
AR
TN
NC
SC
OK
LA
MS
AL
GA
HI
TX
FL
All 5 signed
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SMALL BATCH
Christmas
2026
The Christmas batch is back. Get in line early.
Pre-orders open [DATE] and ship by [SHIP DATE]. One batch, then it's gone till next Christmas.
Made by hand
Every batch is cooked, cooled and bagged by Sam. [Where it's made]
Real ingredients
[Short ingredient list, in plain words.]
Built to share
On a charcuterie board, in an old fashioned, or straight from the bag in the truck.
Stock it in your shop or bar
Wholesale for bottle shops, bourbon bars and gift stores.
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